*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn
but first, let me take a xanax
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?