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Nll"
2:40 PM + 0 + reblog


efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

4:09 PM + 113862 + reblog
poopflow australiansanta


boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

12:31 AM + 657645 + reblog
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye orgasm


incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

image

12:28 AM + 193932 + reblog
nyannekosugargirls ruinedchildhood


h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

5:13 PM + 73941 + reblog
h0odrich lindsaylohangmyself


thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

5:12 PM + 200609 + reblog
ivemoved666 carelessly
splendous sabaims
theofficescreencaps penis-hilton


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

9:31 PM + 321731 + reblog
thesorrovv temporised


clanked:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

9:31 PM + 156051 + reblog
clanked temporised

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andrewquo:

16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it

2:56 PM + 51011 + reblog
andrewquo orgasm
alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"
shovel2 penis-hilton
2000ish ruinedchildhood
sambraddock sle4zy