loganslaugh carelessly
viridianlavinia murdrbiznes


unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

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ralphfilthy unclefather


reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

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greatjaggi australiansanta
bedabug australiansanta


unclefather:

There should not be a Taken 2 movie. He should not have let the same mistake happen twice. That is just bad parenting 

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vaginawoolf kkcya
  • me everytime my mom says to apologize: im sorry even tho you completely deserved it and also im not sorry
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anxius girlsleepy
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
handjob thatfunnyblog
prideforgirls brujabby
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2:40 PM + 0 + reblog


efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

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notjackwhite australiansanta


boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye orgasm


incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

image

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nyannekosugargirls ruinedchildhood


h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

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h0odrich lindsaylohangmyself